December 2009
172 posts
ange: eh you know vietnamese women are actually very pretty?
elly: no wonder she say i from vietnam la
sherms: huh? i thought i heard mumbai?
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH BUSTED!
Dec 30th
ange: i think i'm going homeclub, zouk and st. james for new year's eve countdown this year
jacq: yeah then later i see you floating at sentosa beach!
HAHAHAHAH!
Dec 30th
BUSTED
my mum is damn freaking busted HAHA she sent me an email saying this: If you guys are planning to head to town for a countdown party. Read up the article, road blocks , fireworks, and extension of public transport. Beware for the Yan de neh and the chin chong around you .    
Dec 30th
ama: omg i listen to her sing and i wanna cry know!
jacq: aiya ama don't cry. nowadays water very hard to buy
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTH?!
Dec 28th
I WANNA THROW MY PHONE AWAY
Dec 26th
mummy: so taby where're you going new year's eve?
me: hmmm don't know yet
mummy: don't go anywhere what touch backside touch backside place ah
brother: HAHA "touch backside touch backside". who cares just let the banglas touch la!
mummy: eh what let them touch?! later when you wanna sue them gonna cost a lot of time and money okay!
brother: who ask you to sue?! you had it coming what! they should put up a sign at these places - PREPARE TO GET MOLESTED!
me: HAHA
mummy: huh they actually have that sign?
my brother&i: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
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Dec 22nd
sherms: eh burn i don't know how to use with the adapter
me: HAHAHHAHAHAH!
sherms: HAHA adapter, think what - charger ah?
Dec 22nd
“ISSMYLCP.”
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“blur like sotong, hot like cuttlefish”
– some lady’s tee HAHAHHAHAH!
Dec 22nd
off christmas shopping with my brother then i'm...
and i can’t believe i have to fight the crowds along orchard road):
Dec 20th
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If you're convinced that you're not good enough,...
happythings: (via 472239364)
Dec 20th
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“There is more hunger in the world for love and appreciation than for bread.”
– Mother Teresa (via oohlalala) (via happythings)
Dec 20th
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“Let go your sadness, give up the fight, follow your madness and take...”
– Seal (via happythings)
Dec 20th
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WALKS INTO THE FIRST SHOP OF THE DAY
russell: i'm bored already! and it's only been two minutes!
HAHAHA! YOU REALLY LIGHTENED THE MOOD
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
jacq: you also bought aqua shoes for your maid?!
hj: huh yeah
jacq: for what?!
mj: so she can wear when she mop the floor
jacq: so she won't fall?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Dec 19th
mummy: taby you wanna go to san francisco with me next year?
me: for shopping?! sure!
mummy: cos i wanna run
me: chey
mummy: nevermind, you can start training then you run the half with me
me: 21?! you want me to run 21k with you?! no way!
WHY CAN'T A TRIP JUST SIMPLY BE ABOUT SHOPPING? NO RACES PLEASE!
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Dec 18th
so i think a mosquito just enjoyed a very big and...
Dec 18th
ama: come let's do somersaults
jacq: i can't do, i might end up doing breakdance
HAHHAHAHAH WTH JACQ!
Dec 17th
“taby are you free? i’m priceless”
– jacqueline chin(:
Dec 17th
me: you understand
little boy: yes
me: you sure you hundred percent chop chop understand?
little boy: i porkchop!
HAAHHAHAHHA! HE WAS MAJOR CUTE
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
me: i was too damn lazy this morning so i wore my sports bra to school
juicy: so you trying to say that everyday i very lazy la?
HAHAHHAHAHA SORRY JUICE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!
Dec 15th
HI I'M CALLING FROM THE JACQUELINE FOUNDATION
HAHA can’t believe i fell for that!:// anyway i’m off to change and out of the house, i can’t believe i spent my monday evening sleeping my ass off just so i could get better. arrggghhh hate my nose, you stupid fat sore running fishball nose!):
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OH CANADA
hokay i’ve decided to just deal with all this shit, stay in my course and get my freakin diploma then i’m sooooo moving away. maybe canada with my brother(:
Dec 12th
EVEN LATER IN THE CONVO
elly: nua also will be bored lorrr
me: hmmm bring your karaoke cards!
jacq: okay what. go botanical gardens quite fun what. i always go there climb tree with my friend
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH JACQ YOU CHAMPION I SUPER LOVE THIS!
Dec 12th
LATER IN THE CONVO
jacq: elly you really like malay dance?!?!
elly: no la, i prefer indian dance actually
HAHAHHAHAH ELLY DAMN BUSTED I CANNOT STAND YOU!!!
Dec 12th
jacq: I.CAN'T.WAIT! me and my friend have this thing for dance
me: I LOVE BALLET!
elly: I LOVE MALAY DANCE THE MOST. LIKE SERIOUSLY
HAHAHHAHAHAHA ELLY DAMN ASS!
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Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was...
(via papertissue) HAHAHHAHAHAH:D
Dec 11th
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